deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(via fake-mermaid)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via unfollovving)

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

hi:

it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you

(via pizza)

shutuupp:

i keep losing everything except weight

(via unfollovving)

(Source: belvoirzurich, via cheetosandcheaphoes)

wrapassassin:

who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy

(Source: jackryanz, via hotboyproblems)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

(via wizsherifa)

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

(via umm-soo-basically)

genitaled:

when a hot person calls themselves ugly

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(Source: gaygrl, via hotboyproblems)