graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via how-about-you-dont)

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny, via how-about-you-dont)

phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

(via thetalkinggrilledcheese)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via unfollovving)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via pizza)

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

image

(Source: littlexiutie, via pizza)

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via pizza)

rzkk:

god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal 

(Source: queenofgolgari, via pizza)

"  

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

  "
Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

(via thetalkinggrilledcheese)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via thetalkinggrilledcheese)

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

(via canyou-like-not)

harvincy:

Spencer gave me life.

(Source: jennettefansbrazil, via infinitestars568)